Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.
Phantump - According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.
Banette - A doll that became a Pokémon over its grudge from being junked. It seeks the child that disowned it.
Based on this concept…
I’m crying way harder in public than i should be about this
He has been waiting all his life for this delicious moment
This exchange was so witty, I can’t help but applaud it.
Humble servant, as long as you feed her. Naturally doesn’t like water too much. Her life depends on her heartstone, and while it can be diminished and near extinguished, even tiniest tinder keeps her breathing. She’s always hungry. Photoshop
Character Portrait Sketch Commission, now available in color!
Reviewer gives Duke Nukem Forever score of 2/10 and received this as a gift.
"How to Draw Adventure Time" — a great 16-page guide made for the actual Adventure Time production artists!
Downloadable PDF at http://www.scribd.com/doc/14686737/How-to-Draw-Adventure-Time
No matter what style you draw in, these drawing tips are timeless!
I remember seeing this when I heard the show was free light and I freaked out and got super excited! Really good reference y’all
this twitter is horrifying