females r ruthless and cant be trusted
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
LOOK IT UP
this is a beautiful thing
These are too fun.
We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
literally the manliest thing to ever happen in the history of ever
The anatomy of a Chihuahua.