"What’s your greatest struggle right now?"
"I’m trying to work with a broken elbow. I do wrestling on the weekends, and during my last match I got thrown out of the ring by The Latin Lover— who’s actually my best friend. But he’s 6’2" and 290 lbs. I’m just a buck twenty five. He lifted me over his head and threw me clear over the ropes and I didn’t land very well. But even with a broken elbow, I got back into the ring and executed my finish move— I held onto his head and did a back flip off the ropes. But at the last moment he caught me and put me into a tombstone piledriver. But I got him back when the match was over, because I pretended to shake his hand, and my partner jumped him from behind. I do that kind of tricky stuff. Because I’m a bad guy."
"What’s your wrestling name?"
"The Superstar of All Superstars."
98% of this image is pure badass
Then there’s Armstrong’s little hair loop.
Are you suggesting the Hair Loop, which has been passed down by the Armstrong family for generations, which has survived countless battles and remained perfectly coiffed, is not a testament to the ELEGANCE and STRENGTH of the Armstrong legacy?!
ALEX HIRSCH JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M HONESTLY SO CONCERNED
“¿Qué es menos penoso para el sistema?, ¿decir que están calcinados con todo lo que implicó eso?, o decir que están desaparecidos y que no saben lo que les pasó, porque es menos impactante decir lo segundo, y además menos comprometedor, pero es más doloroso para los familiares tenerlos con la esperanza. El gobierno sabe muchas cosas, si está reteniendo la verdad es su responsabilidad, hay que decirlo, este manejo ya se contaminó y su manejo no es de justicia, es político”, sentenció.
M E W T W OI'm going to get myself in fighting trim, scope out every angle of unfair advantage. I'm going to bribe the officials. I'm going to kill all the judges. it's going to take you people years to recover from all of the damage.